Unbeknown to the innocent, this dumbbell looks just like any other. Twist open either end however, and you're met with a soft and smooth feeling faux skin vagina and anus. Take a break from those bicep curls and train your most important muscle, the Double Pumped masturbators feel so good you'll need every scrap of mental capacity to last the distance.

The Double Pumped Iron has a pussy on one side with big lovely lips, and a tight eager anus on the other end. Open up both ends to slide in easier, or keep one closed for a blow job style suction feeling. Drop in your favourite lube and your good to go. Once the fun is over, take out the faux skin sleeve and clean it inside and out with warm soapy water and anit-bacterial spray for the best results. Pop the sleeve back in the dumbbell and it'll be ready to go for next time. Amp up the pleasure by sliding a bullet vibe into the other end.