Spell out your words of love or lust on your partners body, then lick them off! The Chocolate Flavoured Body Pen will add hours of enjoyment to your lovemaking. 40g

Have you ever loved someone so much that you wanted to eat their love? Well unfortunately that can’t be done…but, what you can do is draw a chocolate heart on their chest and eat that off! I know genius right. You can outline the curves of their body with chocolate then smear it all over their body, then apologise for making such a mess before eating it all off them. Ladies how tasty is a six pack? Well not as tasty as a chocolate one I can tell you that.

Looking for a new exciting way to organise your life? Why not write it on your partners body and lick it off as you memorize your new schedule.