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50 Shades of Grey XXX DVD

By now you must have heard of the 50 Shades of Grey books and wondered what the hype is all about? Well I don’t bloody understand it either, but that’s not important, what’s important is that the ladies love it. Why is that important? Because the entire book is about sex! And not just any plain old boring romance novel with some steamy parts, but hardcore BD/SM (bondage, dominance, and submission). Sounds pretty awesome right? Sure if you like that type of book, I personally prefer science fiction, but every night there my girlfriend is reading that book like an addiction, but leaving all the BD/SM in the story playing out in her head, not bringing any of it into the real world to share with me.

So imagine the grin on my face when I heard that my girlfriend’s favourite BD/SM book is going to be a XXX DVD! This is great for the both of us, she can get a better idea of what BD/SM is like because hey, your imagination will only take you so far without some experience in the field, and well, we all know how it benefits me.

 

I have one thing to say to the author of 50 Shades of Grey, THANK YOU! Thank you for making my girlfriend so horny every time she picks up your book. Job well done sir!

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Ok it’s time to talk about the story a bit, obviously being a book trilogy it is quite long, so I will summaries like never before and try to keep my opinion out of it.

 

50 Shades of Grey follows the tale of 22yr old college student Anastasia Steele as she is talked into helping her room mate Katherine with the college student paper. Ana is asked to interview Christian Grey, a 27yr old success. Upon meeting Grey, Ana is intrigued by his demeanor and accepts his coffee invite.

Later Ana gets wasted, and drunk dials Grey who agrees to pick her up because she is drunk. Ana reveals to grey she is a virgin, and so naturally, they bang.

The following morning Grey produces a non-disclosure and BD/SM contract basically saying she can’t tell anyone about their relationship, and states that it is purely physical, nothing emotional, and includes a part about her not even being able to look at him during the deed. After a bit of thinking she asks for a demonstration on what BD/SM would entail, only to find that her and Grey are not compatible with each other.

 

And that’s the first book. So you can see why I prefer my science fiction, it’s not exactly action packed, or even drama packed in my opinion. The DVD on the other hand is something I am very interested in watching. I think this Christmas I might give my girlfriend 50 Shades of Grey DVD and a BD/SM contract.

 

So fellas don’t miss the Grey hype! It won’t last forever, and this may be your one and only chance to try some things in the bedroom that your missus might not normally feel comfortable doing. Use these books and DVD’s as your tool to manipulate the situation…that’s what grey would do.

 

You can pre-order Fifty Shades of Grey A XXX Adaptation here.


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