Man O War

The Man O War is a 15 inch monster designed by a person that we believe had a
small penis complex because quiet frankly this dildo is more than a normal
person either male or female can use. It is a full 15 inches of solid latex and
can be used as a weapon if needed. We have sold this little beauty to people
that both want pleasure and even a couple that wanted pain.

The Man O War has even been sold as a door stop for a brothel, why they couldn’t
just use a wedge only they will know but apparently it was doing the job well.
Real Well. While the Man O war has a realistic feel it is by no means a
realistic size if you are a person that likes it big then the Man O War is for
you.

Man O War Specs

• The Man O War is made from phthalate Free rubber of a realistic feel.
• 11 inches of useable stem
• 3 inches in Diameter
• 1 Kg
• Plastic Shrink Wrapped
• 2.1 KG
• No Batteries
• Solid Construction

When we first introduced this Dildo many years ago we thought that there
would not be any takers because of the size and had a terrible feeling that it
would end up in our no sales section for years to come. But after we put this
monster on the shelf it practically walked out the door people loved it. We
often get asked who uses this bugger. Well I am Glad you asked.

Who Uses The Man O War Dildo

This is a valid and pertinent question if you are looking to buy something
this size, In reality the many places you could put this monster only have
limited depth and in some cases width that’s why on each occasion I have asked
the customers why they are getting the Man O War.

Customer: Where’s your biggest dildo

The Love Shop: There it is the Man O War Why do you want so big a dildo

Customer: My wife wanted the biggest thing you’ve got

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Customer: I have A brothel do you have anything interesting

The Love Shop: Here you go the  Man O War

Customer: Great ill Use it for a DOOR Stop do you have it in Black

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Customer: Hi It’s my mates 21st  I want the biggest cock you have

The Love Shop: Here you go the  Man O War

Customer: Thanks Ill Take it what’s your cheapest lube

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Customer: My boy friend likes huge thing up him what do you have

The Love Shop: Well how about the  Man O War

Customer: Oh my god hell love it, hope it doesn’t split him

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Well there you go if you are looking to buy
the Man O war then visit our secure shop.

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